Oh Canada, did I have some fun trying to work out some of the local slang when I first moved here six years ago.
Here’s a little cheat sheet for you to learn 15 truly Canadian words and phrases in honour of Canada’s 150th birthday today.
A Caesar is, at its heart, a Bloody Mary. Vodka, Worcestershire sauce, hot sauce and tomato juice. The twist is added clam broth. Yep, you read that right! This tomato and clam concoction is branded as Clamato. Let’s just say that I’m not a fan…
Usually associated with Tim Horton’s (the classic Canadian coffee shop), a ‘double-double’ refers to a coffee with two creams and two sugars. I wonder how many people will read this and think ‘yuck,’ just like I do!
Another phrase popularised at Tim Horton’s, a ‘timbit’ is a doughnut hole. Round little bites of sugary goodness, you can buy Timbits in packs of 10, 20 and 40.
Loonies and toonies
If someone says they have a handful of loonies and toonies, it’s a good thing! Loonies are $1 coins and toonies $2 coins. A ‘loonie’ is a nickname for the bird that has graced one side of $1 coins for decades. The loon is synonymous with Canada’s wilderness. A toonie….well, that rhymes with loonie and $2 is two!
Canadians are the biggest consumers of box macaroni and cheese in the world. Seriously! So it only makes sense that there is a nickname for the dish. Kraft isn’t the only company making this powdered cheese pasta meal but ‘Kraft Dinner’ still is used in reference to every kind.
Two-fours are cases of beer with…..you’ve guessed it, twenty four containers of beer. Picking up a two-four before a holiday is a true Canadian tradition.
Toque or tuque
Pronounced to rhyme with ‘fluke,’ a toque is basically a beanie hat. Being that Canada is a cold country, there is a lot of tuque wearing going on. There are a few different spellings of toque, but the one I see most often has ‘to’ rather than ‘tu.’
If a Canadian is trying to encourage someone, they may say “keep trying” or “give’r.” Real Canadians try as hard as they can!
Apparently, there is some usage of this phrase outside Canada but it is most definitely a Canadianism. If an event or situation is described as a gong show it means it was a disaster or mess e.g. “the airport was so busy and unorganised, it was a total gong show.”
The origins come from a television talent show where a gong would sound when the contestants were judged as bad.
Why settle for just one potato chip flavour when you can have them all…well, at least that is the idea with all-dressed chips. The ingredients are a mixture of barbeque, ketchup, salt and vinegar and sour cream and onion. They actually taste pretty good!
Not a reference to Minnie Mouse’s husband, a mickey is a 375ml bottle of liquor. Someone may ask you to pick up a mickey on the way to their house, which would get a bit confusing really quickly if unaware! Mickeys are usually shaped like a flask.
Another term for kilometres, you may hear someone give directions in terms of klicks e.g. “the campsite is only four klicks (four kilometres) after the gas station up ahead.”
A keener is someone who is a bit of suck-up. It’s a bit like calling someone a nerd.
Sometimes found at ski resorts, carnivals and ice-cream shops, a BeaverTail is a fried pastry dough in the shape of (you’ve guessed it) a beaver’s tail. Sugar is usually powdered on top but you can also get them topped with all sorts of chocolate spreads, sprinkles and candies.
A Canuck is an affectionate term for a Canadian! Lots of sports teams have borrowed the term over the years, with the Vancouver NHL hockey team being the most famous.